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Hey hon- how are yinz doin? For those of you who don’t know, my name is Margaret Dukowksi Martino Schilling but you can just call me Aunt Mag cuz we ain’t fancy here. My nephew Little Joe was surprised to find out I knew how to use the internets but I told him “Hey hon- you gotta keep with the times.” I finally got the clearance a day late and a dollar short to remove my eyepatch but that’s Dr. Jablonski for you. My cankles are a whole other ball of yarn. They are swollen as all get out and have forced me to take a break from radio since I can't rilly sit down and cook n'at.

Things at my house have been total chaos since last week’s show. Let this be a lesson to yinz: when someone offers you twin chickens at a rill cheap price, you tell ‘em they can stick them birds where the sun don’t shine. Polamalu was more sensitive than Kemoeatu anyways but he has been clucking non-stop and riling up the whole rest of my menagerie. Little Joe has been out there all morning tryin’ to fix the lock on the coop door but he ain’t the sharpest animal in the barnyard and them chickens have been chasin’ him for the past 2 hours.

Click here: The Lament of Little Joe

Well sounds like chicken Kemoeatu’s memorial service is about to start so that’s all the time I got. Donny and Little Joe have been planning somethin’ rill special and we’re all hopin’ it soothes Polamalu’s nerves n’at so we can finally get some rest. I’ll see yinz here next time at Hey Hon- Let’s Blog!